ENDLESS
BUMMER contains the bands best fast paced, pseudo melodic punk tunes. Tracks
include a song about girls with hairy armpits, even one song about being
squashed to death by a fat person falling out of a window ... ENDLESS BUMMER
invites you to the punk beach party which is sure to blow the lid off crowds
world wide.
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Won't Speak
WON'T
SPEAK , FOR ANOTHER MAN
WON'T
SAY HIS WORDS ARE MINE
LITTLE
WHITE LIES GET CONFUSED
AND
IT JUST TAKES TOO MUCH TIME
SAY
I DO , SAY I DON'T
MAYBE
I WILL , OR MAYBE I WON'T
I
WON'T SPEAK , I WON'T SPEAK FOR ANOTHER MAN
MY
OPINION IS MY OWN , WON'T SPEAK FOR ANOTHER MAN
NO
CLAIM TO FAME JUST LEAVE ME ALONE , ANOTHER MAN
SAY
WHAT YOU WANT , WHAT YOU WILL
LOVE
AND LIVE OR HATE AND KILL
I
WON'T SPEAK , WON'T SPEAK FOR ANOTHER MAN
NO
WORDS , PUT ON YOUR TONGUE
LIKE
FOOD TO THE MOUTH OF A CHILD
IDEAS
GROW INSIDE YOUR HEAD
ANGER
MAKES YOU WILD
OPEN
YOUR MOUTH IT'S BY YOURSELF
DON'T
EVEN SPEAK FOR ME
EVERYBODY
HAS A VIEW
SOME
TOO BLIND TO SEE
Don't Bother Me
YOUR
ALWAYS HANGING AROUND
I
SEE YOUR FACE IN THE CROWD
AND
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME
AND
I THINK I KNOW YOU
I
SEE YOUR FACE EVERYDAY
AND
YOU TURN THE OTHER WAY
I
NEVER TALK TO YOU
YOUR
ALWAYS TALKING TO ME
I
NEVER BOTHER YOU
DON'T
BOTHER ME
I
NEVER ANSWER THE PHONE
MY
MOM WILL TELL YOU I'M NOT HOME
YOU
WON'T LET UP ON ME
I'M
GETTING RID OF YOU
I'M
SICK OF HEARING YOUR VOICE
YOUR
GONNA LEAVE ME NO CHOICE
I'M
GONNA GET ME A GUN
AND
YOU'LL FIND THAT I'M NO FUN
I
NEVER BOTHER YOU
DON'T
BOTHER ME
THIRD
VERSE
SAME
AS THE FIRST
CHORUS
More Punk
DOING WHAT, I WANT TO DO,
THATS JUST HOW IT IS
DO NOT NEED , TO MOLD MYSELF
INTO SOMETHING ELSE
DRESSING HOW, I WANT TO DRESS
BUT WON’T BE AS PUNK AS YOU
THINKING HOW, I WANT TO THINK,
NEVER BE AS PUNK AS YOU
YOU CAN BE POPCORE, SKACORE OR
HARDCORE
IF THATS WHAT YOU THINK YOU NEED
I CAN HAVE LONG HAIR, SHORT HAIR
OR NO HAIR
CUZ’ I’M NOT HERE TO MISLEAD
ACTING HOW, I WANT TO ACT,
WON’T MAKE ME MORE PUNK THAN YOU
NOT LISTENING , TO WHAT YOU LISTEN
TO,
WON’T MAKE ME LESS PUNK THAN YOU
YOU CAN BE OLD SCHOOL , NEW SCHOOL
, OR TOO COOL
IT DOESN’T MATTER TO ME
I CAN BE STRAIGHT EDGE , OR A
JUNKIE WITH NO EDGE
ANYTHING I WANT TO BE
I WAS ONLY SIX IN 1982
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO BE AS
PUNK AS YOU
IN THE FIRST GRADE, WHEN WE WOULD
HAVE OUR JUICE
THE ONLY SONGS WE SANG WHERE DR.
SEUSS
Hairy Mary
LETS
ALL TAKE A TRIP TO EUROPE
WHERE
A GIRL HAS NEVER SEEN A RAZOR
SHE
LIFTS HER ARM , AND POOF THERE IS HAIR
AND
IT DOESN'T SEEM TO FAZE HER
DON'T
WANT TO GO TO HUNINGTON BEACH
IT'D
BE MORE, LIKE HELL THAN HEAVEN
WHERE
EVERY GIRLS UNDERARMS
LOOK
LIKE THEY DID WHEN THEY WHERE SEVEN
(OR
EIGHT)
MYSOGINY,
THAT IS NOT ME
I
JUST LIKE THE GIRLIES FORM
I
LIKE, HER BOOBS I LIKE HER BUTT
BUT
I REALLY LOVE HER WHERE SHES WET AND WARM
SHE'S
WARM
LOVE
MY HAIRY MARY, SHE'S MY FURRY GIRLIE
LOVE
MY HAIRY,SHE'S MY FURRY GIRLIE
NOW
I, KNOW YOU THINK
YOU
PROBABLY KNOW WHAT I AM THINKING
I'D,
BET THE DEVIL YOU DON'T
WILL
YOU GET IT, NO YOU WON'T
YOU
WON'T
CHORUS
O.K.
IT NOT HER BOOBS, ITS NOT HER BUTT
AND
ITS NOT HER COOCH
I
LOVE A GIRL WHOS UNDERARMS
ARE
HAIRY LIKE A POOCH
Girl in the Pit
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GIRL,
LOOK SHE'S IN THE PIT
NOW,
SHE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT
SEE,
SHE'S REALLY HAVING FUN
OHH,
A JOCK JUST GRABBED HER BUNS
IN
THE PIT , SHES IN THE PIT
WATCH,
SHES GONNA KICK HIS ASS
THE,
FIRST TIME THEY
PASS
OUCH,
SHE KICKED HIM IN THE NUTS
SCREAMS
, DON'T EVER GRAB MY BUTT
CHORUS
LEAD
CHORUS
Disco Ball
BOY
SHE REALLY,
LOVED
THAT DISCO BALL
AS
I TOUCHED IT,
DIDN'T
THINK IT'DD FALL
BEFORE
I KNEW IT,
ALL
THE KIDS AROUND
PUNCHED
, KICKED AND SMASHED
IT
TO THE GROUND
OH
COME ON NOW
ITS
JUST A DISCO BALL
MADE
OF CARDBOARD AND GLASS
BESIDES
YOUR REALLY
GONNA
HURT YOUR HANDS
IF
YOU KICK MY ASS
STILL
TRYING TO REASON WITH HER,
I
BROKE HER GRIP
RUNNING
AND LAUGHING,
GAVE
HER THE SLIP
CLIMBING
OVER A WALL ,
LAST
THING I HAD TO DO
SUDDENLY
I STOP,
SHE
HAS MY SHOE
KICK
MY ASS
FINGERS
BLEEDING, AWFULLY BAD
LOOKED
AT MARTHA
SHE
WAS REALLY MAD
STEAM
WAS COMING OUT OF HER EARS
SNOT
WAS COMING OUT OF HER NOSE
WHEN
I THOUGHT I SLIPPED AWAY I HEARD
HER
SAY YOUR GONNA PAY
LIKE
THE DISCO BALL,
SHE
SMASHED ME TO THE GROUND
NOW
SHE’S SITTING ON MY CHEST
SHE'S
SLAPPING ME AROUND
FIRST
A PUNCH IN THE GUT
SOCK
IN THE NOSE
NOW
I NOTICE SHE’S REALLY PISSED
SHE
RIPPED HER PANTYHOSE
CHORUS
Wanna Be
I'M
A POLITICIAN, WITH ETHICS
BUT
I'M TOO STUPID
I'M
A WANNABEE
I'M
A PREACHER, AND I'M PERFECT
BUT
I'M TOO STUPID
I'M
A WANNABEE
COULDN'T
I SEE
COULDN'T
I SEE
COULDN'T
I SEE
COULDN'T
I FUCKING SEE
I'M
A COWBOY
IN
THE CITY
BUT
I'M TOO STUPID
I'M
A WANNABEE
I'M
A SURFER
IN
THE DESERT
BUT
I'M TOO STUPID
I'M
A WANNABEE
CHORUS
I'M
PREGNANT
ON
CRACK
BUT
I'M TOO STUPID
I'M
A WANNABEE
I'M
A DUCK
IN
THE LAND OF KINGS
BUT
I'M TOO STUPID
I'M
A WANNABEE
CHORUS
Lucky Strike
ONE
DAY I WAS WALKIN'
CAREFREE
DOWN THE STREET
I
WAS FEELIN' PRETTY SWEATY
THATS
SAYIN' NOTHIN' FOR MY FEET
THEN
FROM OUT OF NOWHERE
OR
SO I THOUGHT
I
WAS SMASHED AGAINST THE SIDEWALK
AND
I KNEW IT HURT A LOT
OOHS
AND AAHS
I
KNEW IT HURT A LOT
BUT
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS
NEXT
THING I'M KNOCKED OUT
AND
IT WAS BECAUSE
SOME
GUY I DIDN'T KNOW
UP
ON THE THIRTY SOMETHIN' FLOOR
HE
WAS HAVIN' A BAD DAY
COULDN'T
STAND IT ANYMORE
CHORUS
NOW
IT SEEMS I BROKE HIS FALL
ENDED
UP HE BROKE MY BACK
TELL
ME WAS THIS GUY DRINKIN'
TELL
ME WAS HE SMOKIN' CRACK
NOW
THATS A SORRY SON OF A BITCH
COULDN'T
DO IT IF HE TRIED
BUT
HE'S THE ONE THAT LIVED
AND
I'M THE ONE THAT DIED
HEAR
HE'S MAKE SILLY SOUNDS
WITH
HIS FINGER AND HIS LIPS
SOME
LOONEY LANDED ON ME
THEY
SPREAD MY ASHES OFF A SHIP
THEY
SPREAD MY ASHES OFF A SHIP
CUZ
THERE WAS NOTHIN' LEFT TO STEAL
EVERY
SINCE I KISSED THE SIDEWALK
SURE
HE NEVER MISSED A MEAL
CHORUS
Her Body
NOT
SO LONG AGO, A GIRL I KNOW
SHE
GOT KNOCKED UP ( GOT KNOCKED UP)
SHE
DIDN'T MEAN TO , BUT
SHE
STILL WAS (ITS NO JOKE)
KNEW
SHE MADE A MISTAKE
HAD
A HEAVY CHOICE TO MAKE(HERS TO MAKE)
BUT
THERE IS THIS OLD MAN
BELEIVES
IN JUST ONE PLAN (OLD AS DIRT)
HE
CAN'T HEAR HER VOICE
THINKS
SHE HAS NO CHOICE
SAYS
PRO LIFES THE WAY
HE'S
LIVIN IN YESTERDAY
I
WANT TO SEE, THESE OLD MEN
WITH
THE PRO-LIFE SCHTICK (PROLIFE PRICK)
WHO
CRUMBLE EVERYTIME
THEY
PASS A KIDNEY STONE THRU THEIR DICK (THEIR THE P HOLE)
TRY
AND SQUEEZE , A BOWLING BALL
OUT
OF YOUR BUTT (DOES IT HURT)
UNTIL
THEN,
KEEP
YOUR MOUTH SHUT (SHUT IT NOW)
NO
VOICE , CHOICE
NO
VOICE , CHOICE
NO
VOICE , CHOICE
ITS
HER BODY
NO
ONE IS THE SAME
WHEN
YOUR BORN
YOU
HAVE NO NAME
ITS
HER BODY
Endless Bummer
SO
YOU THINK I'M HAPPY BY THE SMILE ON MY FACE
LOOK
INSIDE MY HEAD YOU'LL SEE AN EMPTY SPACE
YOU
WON'T FIND A THOUGHT OR A CARE IN MY SKULL
WITHOUT
THIS GORGEOUS GRIN, I GUESS I'M PRETTY DULL
NO
MONEY , IT WON'T MAKE ME HAPPY
NO
DRUG, CAN MAKE ME HAPPY
NO
BODY, WILL MAKE ME HAPPY
NO
NOTHIN', I SO PATHETIC
SAY
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, TELL ME SHOULD I CARE
I
GRADUATED COLLEGE PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE
WE'RE
BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME, THATS WHAT MATTERS MOST
OUR
TEETH ARE STRAIGHT AND PERFECT, BUT OUR BRAINS ARE TOAST
NO
BOOB JOB, CAN MAKE ME HAPPY
NOT
DIAMONDS, I WON'T BE HAPPY
THAT
CADDY, WON'T MAKE ME HAPPY
NOT
NOTHIN, I'M SO PATHETIC
DEPRESSION
NOW
ITS ALL GONE
HOW
DO YOU KNOW
CUZ'
I'M SO HAPPY
HAPPY........
Pie Face
ITS
EVERY MAN'S FANTASY ,TO BE WITH TWO GIRLS
DON'T
JUMP AHEAD , LET ME FLOAT YOU SOME RULES
SHUT
UP SIT DOWN , AND HEAR WHAT I SAY
YOU
WANNA KNOW RIGHT THEN I'LL TELL YOU THE WAY
IT'S
ALL FOR HER,THERE'S NONE FOR YOU
PRETENDING
YOU CARE AND SHE WON'T HAVE A CLUE
YOU
WON'T TOUCH HER, SIT BACK AND WATCH
RIGHT
BEFORE YOU SEE THE GIRLS BUMPIN' CROTCH
WHY'D
I TALK HER INTO BEING WITH A GIRL
NOW
SHES LEFT ME FOR ONE
DIDN'T
LISTEN AND YOU DIDN'T DO IT RIGHT
PUSHED
TO HARD ON JUST THE FIRST NIGHT
YOUR
COVER WAS BLOWN, SHE SAW RIGHT THRU
IT'S
ALL FOR HER ,THERE'S NONE FOR YOU
NOW
YOUR OUT , THE GIRLS ARE IN
THEY
HAVE NO MORALS AND YOU SAY IT'S A SIN
YOU
HAD SOME FUN , GAVE HER SOME PEARLS
THE
JOKES ON YOU , BUT NEVER THE GIRLS
Envy
I'VE
GOT EYES I CAN SEE
EVERYTHINGS
BLURRY
I'VE
GOT EARS I HEAR
SO
DON’T FUCKING WORRY
I'VE
GOT EYES I CAN SEE
EVERYTHINGS
BLURRY
I'VE
GOT EARS I HEAR
ANYTHING
YOU THINK , I ALREADY KNOW IT
GO
BEHIND MY BACK AND YOUR ACTIONS EXPOSE IT
DIDN'T
FOOL ME FROM THE START
ONLY
ENVY FILLS YOUR HEART
HAVE
YOU EVER HEARD OF LOYALTY
CHORUS
JEALOUSY
HAS LEFT YOU WITH NOTHING , NO LESS !
ONE
MAN'S AGONY , ANOTHER'S SUCCESS
DIDN'T
FOOL ME FROM THE START
ONLY
ENVY FILLS YOUR HEART
HAVE
YOU EVER HEARD OF LOYALTY
CAN'T
FIND YOURSELF , IT'S NOT IN ME
ANOTHER
MAN'S CONFUSED BY JEALOUSY
THE
GREEN EYED MONSTER'S GOT YOU IN HIS HAND
HE'S
NOT REAL , MADE IN THE MIND OF A MAN
FEELING
DRUNK , CAN'T SET YOURSELF FREE
CAN'T
DEAL WITH YOUR INSECURITY
CHORUS
F.U.C.K.
F.U.C.K,
I WANT MY CD'S BACK
FUCK,
MY NEW GIRLFRIENDS STACKED
FUCK,
SHES GAINED SOME WEIGHT
FUCK,
I'M DOING GREAT
BUT
PLEASE DON'T TELL HER ,THE TRUTH
BEING
HAPPY ,IS JUST A SPOOF
FUCK,
TELL HER I'M RICH
FUCK,
SHE WAS ALWAYS
A BITCH
FUCK,
LIFES TREATING ME GOOD
FUCK,
HOPE SHE CHOKES ON HER FOOD
BUT
PLEASE DON'T TELL HER ,THE TRUTH
BEING
HAPPY ,IS JUST A SPOOF
OR
LET ON TO HOW PATHETIC I'VE BEEN
SINCE
SHE LEFT WITH ALL OF OUR FRIENDS
F.
U. , F.U.C.K., FUCK TELL HER THESE THINGS
FUCK,
YOU DON'T SEE ME MUCH
FUCK,
WE DON'T STAY IN TOUCH
FUCK,
I THINK HE'S ALWAYS DRUNK
FUCK,
HEARD HE'S INTO PUNK
FUCK,
FUCK TELL HER THESE THINGS
Baby Bottle
WHEN
I WAS A BABY ON THE BOTTLE THEY PUT ME
I
DIDN’T KNOW BEFORE, BUT NOW I WANT TO BE
1,2,3,
BOTTLE BABY
CHORUS
WHEN
I’M OLD AND GRAY YOU WILL HEAR THE PEOPLE SAY
OH,
HE’S BEEN ON THE BOTTLE SINCE A BABY
NOW
IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IT SEEMS THE WORLD IS WRONG
BUT
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING THERE’S A MORAL TO THIS SONG
I’VE
BEEN ON THE BOTTLE SINCE A BABY
AND
I DON’T CARE IF PEOPLE CALL ME LAZY
Bury the Shovel
HOWEVER
I WENT
I
DIDN'T LOSE
OPEN
THE BOX
TO
SEE MY SHOES
GIVE
ME A FINAL
KISS
ON THE CHEEK
IN
A COUPLE OF DAYS
I'D
BET I STINK
BURY
ME THEN BURY THE SHOVEL
BURY
ME , BURY THE SHOVEL
BURY
ME THEN BURY THE SHOVEL
JUST
BURY ME , BURY THE SHOVEL
BURY
ME , BURY THE SHOVEL
PUT
ME IN
A
SUIT OF CLOTHES
MAKE
SURE MY PINKY
WITH
THE RING ON SHOWS
NEXT
MAKESURE
MY
HAIRS GREASED DOWN
WITH
TRES FLORES
OR
ROYAL CROWN
CHORUS
MY
FRIENDS BETTER CELEBRATE
I
KNOW THEY WILL
BUY
A BOX OF CIGARS, PASS EM
AROUND
THIS
IS MY LAST HOORAH, SEND IN THE CLOWNS
EVERYBODY
JITTERBUG, EVEN THOUGH I COULDN'T
DON'T
HARASS THE GIRLS, CUZ YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T
EVERYONE
HAD BETTER BE CRYING
FROM
LAUGHING HARD
DON'T
FORGET TO LEAVE ME AT ROSE HILLS
NOT
THE BACKYARD
CHORUS
Kids Song
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E, WENT
TO PRE-SCHOOL TODAY
I COULD NOT HELP TO FIND,
MY TEACHERS ALWAYS LIE
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E,
LEARNED A NEW TUNE TODAY
I THINK ITS KINDA GROSS ,
AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES
THREE BLIND MICE, THREE
BLIND MICE
SEE HOW THEY RUN , SEE HOW
THEY RUN
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR
THE FARMERS WIFE
SHE’LL CUT OFF YOUR TAIL
WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE
EVER SEEN SUCH SIGHT IN
YOUR LIFE AS
THREE BLIND MICE
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E, WENT
TO HIGH SCHOOL TODAY
I COULD NOT HELP TO FIND,
MY TEACHERS ALWAYS LIE
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E,
LEARNED A NEW TUNE TODAY
IT REALLY DOES FIT THEE, MY
TEACHERS ALL TOLD ME
I COULD WHILE AWAY THE
HOURS, CONFERRING WITH THE FLOWERS
CONSULTING WITH THE RAIN
WITH THE THOUGHTS YOU WHERE
THINKING
YOU COULD BE ANOTHER
LINCOLN,
IF YOU ONLY HAD A BRAIN
I’D UNRAVEL EVERY RIDDLE,
FOR ANY INDIVIDDLE
IN TROUBLE OR IN PAIN
I WOULD DANCE AND BE MERRY
LIFE WOULD BE A
DING-A-DERRY
IF, BOOM D’E, KICKED OUT
OF SCHOOL TODAY
NOBODY LIKED ME THERE, MY
TEACHERS ALL WERE SCARED
TRA LA LA BOOM D’E, I
LOST MY CHICK TODAY
SHE LEFT ME STANDING THERE,
NOW IT’S MY CHANCE TO SAY
ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY, ALL
COVERED WITH SNOW
I LOST MY TRUE LOVER, FOR
COURTIN’ TOO SLOW
FOR
COURTINGS A PLEASURE, AND PARTINGS A GRIEF
BUT A FALSE HEARTED LOVER,
IS WORSE THAN A THIEF
FOR A THIEF WILL JUST ROB
YOU, AND TAKE WHAT YOU HAVE
BUT A FALSE HEARTED LOVER ,
WILL LEAD YOU TO THE GRAVE
THE GRAVE WILL DECAY , AND
TURN YOU TO DUST
NOT ONE BOY IN A THOUSAND,
A POOR GIRL CAN TRUST
HE’LL HUG YOU AND KISS
YOU, AND TELL YOU MORE LIES
THAN CROSS TIES ON A
RAILROAD, OR STARS IN THE SKIES
QUE SERA SERA, WHATEVER
WILL BE WILL BE
THE FUTURE IS OURS TO SEE ,
QUE SERA SERA
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